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    D Clark Farr May 21, 2016

    @BrianReganComic is the real deal. Good comedians don't need to use the #ShockFactor . For good #writers , there's no substitute for story.

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    D Clark Farr May 21, 2016

    @AllenFarr2 good job with the @ thing! #genius

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    D Clark Farr May 21, 2016

    Took both my kids to @HomeDepot . #IRegretEverything #Hurricane

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    D Clark Farr May 20, 2016

    @HamillHimself it's so great to see Luke Skywalker again! #ReturnOfTheJedi

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    D Clark Farr May 20, 2016

    Woke up and decided to cram down a sugar cookie on my way out the door. #IRegretEverything #FoodRevolution

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    D Clark Farr May 20, 2016

    Just because I am right, doesn't mean I should always say it, or because it needs to be said, doesn't mean there isn't a better way. #trump

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    D Clark Farr May 20, 2016

    Just watched The Force Awakens for the fourth time, first time on TV. Not the same experience. Anyone else agree? #starwars #TheForceAwakens

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    D Clark Farr May 20, 2016

    Up late working on my author website. Every night I say, "Tonight I'll finish it." So close! #resignation #betterlucknexttime

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    D Clark Farr May 19, 2016

    There's something infinitely satisfying about having actual bits of strawberry in one's strawberry lemonade. #pleasantsurprise @DelTaco

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    D Clark Farr May 18, 2016

    @FirehouseSubs mango meltdown and house sauce!

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    D Clark Farr May 18, 2016

    Off to @FirehouseSubs . If you haven't tried their hot-sauce bar, then you wouldn't know why that's such a big deal

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    D Clark Farr May 18, 2016

    Parenting tip for calming a crying baby: pick it up and put it down four or five years later.

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    D Clark Farr May 18, 2016

    First ever post on twitter! So let me just say, the very idea of Uber scares me to the core.